Aries Spears: I Can Never Go To Jail Because I Love Women Too Much! (Video)

7 Feb

Funny comedian Aries Spears chops it up with Vlad TV discussing the comedic genius work of Paul Mooney stating he was about to be a writer for Mad TV but Hollywood doesn’t like cocky Negros, followed by a dead on impression of the Know Your History comedian. Vlad asked Aries if he thought Paul was gay because of another comedian went on a full roast insinuating the 74-year old legend was homosexual, but Spears said if he is then God bless him. Also, Spears mentioned that black men are so homophobic when it comes to him referencing some homosexual activities during his comedy set but not telling full blown Gay jokes.

I do bits where I reference the idea of sucking D***. And Black people were very homophobic, especially black men. We hold on to our sexuality tight and sometimes it’s almost like no matter how funny your joke is, the minute you even play in that area you can feel black men in the crowd like “Aright N**** where is this going?”

In our opinion, a joke is joke no matter who’s telling it or what it’s about. If it’s funny got-damn-it it’s funny..lls The Promoted actor makes a strong case for himself as to why he would never want to go to jail, and it’s got to be some of the funniest sh*t we’ve heard all morning. Peep what he say below and get ready to laugh your butts off 🙂

I can never go to jail because I love p**** too much. I am a fan of that twot. Why would I put myself in a place where the one thing I love the most I’m denied? It blows my mind that guys commit crimes. Like before you commit this crime you don’t say to yourself “If I get caught I ain’t going to be able to get no p****, for a long time” and you still go through with that? Maybe you was meant to suck a D***

Checkout Aries Spears interview with Vlad, and let us know what you think.